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I am the ikea monster

James Kellerman

Hayden hit Ikea for an instant house furnishing, which meant Saturday was spent assembling. I can now reliably assemble an ikea dining chair in 37 seconds, possibly a record for a non ambidextrous scandinavian furniture builder. Surprisingly there were no injuries despite the use of both power tools and pointy sharp things. My body seems to have 2 states of being at the moment, sore from exercise or hungover, and quite often both together.